I believe there’s no better feeling in the world than going to lunch.

I love em dashes even though they may be out of style. I reject exclamation points as a crutch people mainly use to mime enthusiasm or deliver clumsy passive aggression (“Hope this helps!”).  

For a week in 4th grade I re-enacted the “Wet Bandits” scheme from Home Alone and tried to clog one of the sinks in the school bathroom with paper towels. Never in an office though.  

Hit me up while you’re heading to lunch.